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  • Because he is a dragon murderer
  • Because he is an ill-natured little wretch
  • Because he's a chummy boy
  • Because he is neither potty trained, nor house broken
  • Because he sniffs poo gas
  • Because he dries his boogers and makes booger chips
  • Because the only thing likable about him is the way he screams when you stick hot needles in his feet
  • Because if you chopped him into little pieces he would make really bad dogfood
  • Because his face looks like a monkey bum
  • Because there are no reasons to like him
  • He has an annoying voice. (opinion)
  • Everybody else likes him, so we don't. (fact)
  • He has too many solos (give someone else a chance to talk...someone with a good voice...Lance for instance) (opinion)
  • He is 18 years old and therefore a high school age boy. Here's a thought: HE SHOULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL!! I went through it, Sarah's going through it, so should he! (fact)
  • He thinks he's bad (and he's not) (opinion)
  • He thinks he's God's Gift to women (opinion)
  • He thinks he's black (and he's not) (fact)
  • He's pretty...pretty UGLY (opinion)
  • He has a matching set of earings, the big hoop ones; he looks like a pirate (fact)
  • He acts like a jerk (opinion)
  • He doesn't like Carson Daly (Do you see the way he makes fun of him...that's crazy!) (opinion)
  • My boyfriends'name is Orny, too, and it gets kind of confutalk when we are talking about either (fact)
  • His best friend is 27. (fact)
  • He looks like people that i don't like (hate by association) (fact)
  • Did you watch Leno tonight (11/6)? Did you see his hair?? Yet another reason to hate him! It's called conditioner, and i'ts not hard to use.
  • He uses the term "talkle and ready to mingle"
  • Those sideburns...they repulse me... from Sarah

 



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