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Comical Action Date: 4-24-04

Time: 0137 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Orny Adams was in a vehicle parked in the loading zone on 4th St. and was found to be intoxicated.

Location of comedian: 4th St. loading zone

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 4-24-04

Time: 0137 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: DUI, Possession of Marijuana

Description of Incident: Fans observed Orny Adams parked on Transy property. As they approached the vehicle officer observed Orny Adams throw a marijuana cigarette from the vehicle. Orny Adams was also found to be under the influence of alcohol.

Location of comedian: Loading zone 4th St.

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 4-22-04

Time: 2321 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Fans observed Orny Adams at the entrance to back circle who was extremely intoxicated. Orny Adams had no reason to be on Transy property.

Location of comedian: Entrance to back circle

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 4/17-18/04

Time: 2000 hrs – 1200 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that he parked his vehicle in the back circle and when he returned to the vehicle the driver’s side headlight had been damaged.

Location of comedian: Back Circle

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 4-09-04

Time: 0053 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Harassing Communications

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated she received a call from an individual who threatened to do physical harm to her boy friend. Orny Fan knows the identity of the caller.

Location of comedian: Forrer Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 4-07-04

Time: 1500 – 2230 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan place a bicycle against the fence in the freshman parking lot and when she returned the bicycle was gone. Bicycle was unsecured at the time of the theft.

Location of comedian: Freshman Parking Lot (Kenton St.)

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 4-04-04

Time: 1800 – 1820 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that he left his backpack unattended and when he returned to get his backpack his wallet was missing.

Location of comedian: Library _________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 3-18-04

Time: 1130 – 1230 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that person(s) unknown entered her office and took her wallet from her purse. Office was unsecured at the time of the theft.

Location of comedian: Cowgill

Disposition Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 3-17-04

Time: 2132 – 2210 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that someone took money and a calculator from her purse. Items were taken while Orny Fan was running on the track. Purse was unsecured at the time of the theft.

Location of comedian: Beck Center

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 3/12-15/04

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that person(s) unknown took her bicycle. Bicycle was locked to the bike rack at the time of the theft.

Location of comedian: Haupt Plaza

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 3-12-04

Time: 2312 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Horny received a report that a person was in the parking lot looking into cars. Fans arrived and found Orny Adams in the parking lot. Orny Adams was extremely intoxicated.

Location of comedian: MFA lot

How It Ended: Arrested

Comical Action Date: 03/7-12/04

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Burglary 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that someone entered his room and took several CD’s. Incident happened over spring break.

Location of comedian: Clay Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 3-05-04

Time: 0135 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that someone had broken the side mirror off his vehicle.

Location of comedian: Back Circle

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 3-04-04

Time: 0014 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Burglary 3rd

Description of Incident: Horny received a call from a student stating that a strange person was in the Art Bldg. When Horny arrived Orny Adams was gone, Orny Adams was located in front of the Beck Bldg. Orny Adams was found to be in possession of several items taken from the Art Bldg.

Location of comedian: Art Bldg.

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 03-01-04

Time: 1130 – 1230 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated they left their belongings unsecured in the men’s locker room. When they returned there was money missing from their wallet.

Location of comedian: Beck Center

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 2-19-04

Time: 0100 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown entered room 302 and threw his TV out the window.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall Rm 302

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 2-06-04

Time: 0715 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication, Disorderly Conduct

Description of Incident: Female came to the cafeteria asking for a clock that her boy friend had taken. Female was intoxicated and became disorderly to the cafeteria chef.

Location of comedian: Cafeteria loading dock & cafeteria

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 2-05-04

Time: 1330 – 1400 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Student left her purse at the 2nd floor lobby of the Beck Center and when she returned her purse was gone. The purse was for in the women’s locker room. The groupies cash had been taken.

Location of comedian: Beck Center

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 1/ 27- 28 /04

Time: 2000 – 0010 Hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Person(s) unknown attempted to enter the Deans office by removing the doorknob. They did not gain entry. The people who attempted to enter the office is known.

Location of comedian: Old Morrison

How It Ended: Closed

Comical Action Date: 01-23-04

Time: 2012 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Horny received a call from the campus center reference an unwanted person. When Fans arrived they found Orny Adams who was very intoxicated.

Location of comedian: Campus Center

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 01-24-04

Time: 0014 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Possession of Marijuana

Description of Incident: Horny received a call reference 3 males smoking marijuana outside the 1780 Café. When Fans arrived they observed the males sitting in a car. Fans approached the vehicle and detected the odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle. Fans had the males exit the vehicle and during a search of the males and vehicle, marijuana was found.

Location of comedian: 1780 Café (outside)

How It Ended: Arrest (non-groupies)

Comical Action Date: 1-23-04

Time: 0251hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Fans observed a strange driving through campus and when a stop was attempted the vehicle attempted to elude the Fans. When vehicle was stopped the occupants ran. Fans apprehended Orny Adamss. Vehicle was stolen from Grant Co.

Description of Incident: Receiving Stolen Property, Attempting to Elude

Location of comedian: Haupt Circle

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 1-16-04

Time: 1928 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Trespass 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Adams was found on Transy property after being advised not to be on property.

Location of comedian: Little Theatre

How It Ended: Arrest

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Comical Action Date: 1-18-04

Time: 0142 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Male Orny Adams was observed, by Horny Fans, staggering on the porch of 439 W 4th St.. When officer approached Orny Adams ran and was caught by Fans. Orny Adams had no affiliation with the University.

Location of comedian: 439 W 4th St.

How It Ended: Arrest

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Comical Action Date: 1-18-04

Time: 2341 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Horny received a call that there was a fight outside of Forrer Hall. When Fans arrived they observed Orny Adams who had a female pinned against the wall. The male was yelling and pointing his finger in the females face. Fans approached and separated Orny Adamss.

Location of comedian: Outside Forrer Hall

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 1-16-04

Time: 0340 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Trespass 3rd

Description of Incident: Male Orny Adams was observed on Transy property and ask to leave. Orny Adams returned to campus several hours later.

Location of comedian: Clay/Davis Lobby

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 1-14-04

Time: 2010 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Terroristic Threatening

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that as she was exiting her vehicle she observed two males approaching her. Orny Fan used her cell phone to alert people of her location. When Orny Adamss saw the Orny Fan on her phone they left the area.

Location of comedian: Art Bldg parking lot.

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 1-12-04

Time: 1700 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that observed two male juveniles going through his property. Orny Adamss took Orny Fans credit card from his pants. Card was recovered.

Location of comedian: Campus Center

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 1-10-04

Time: 1245 – 1400 Hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that someone broke the lock off his locker and removed his wallet.

Location of comedian: Beck Center Male Locker Room

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail. - Wallet was recovered

Comical Action Date: 1-11-04

Time: 0156 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident: Person(s) unknown broke the glass door entering the Clay/Davis lobby.

Location of comedian: Clay/Davis Lobby

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 1-05-04

Time: 1300 – 1600 Hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated she left her purse in MFA and when she returned someone had removed her Visa and Debit cards.

Location of comedian: Green room, MFA

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 11-13-03

Time: 1230 – 1315 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported while he was working out someone removed his money from his pants.

Location of comedian: Beck Center locker room (student) _________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 11/08-09/03

Time: 2100 – 0130 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown used lipstick and peanut butter to write several derogatory statements on his vehicle.

Location of comedian: Poole parking lot

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 11-07-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Professor reported that there were several band instruments missing from the band room. Items have been missing since the 2002 winter term.

Location of comedian: Mitchell Fine Arts building

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 11/ 03-04/-03

Time: 2100 – 1030 hrs

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown had wrapped their vehicle in toilet paper and had scratched the vehicle in several places.

Location of comedian: 439w 4th St.

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 11/03-04/03

Time: 1800 – 1030 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown had keyed his vehicle.

Location of comedian: Hazelrigg Lot

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 10-25-03

Time: 0210 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Disorderly Conduct, Alcohol Intoxication, & Possession of Controlled Substance

Description of Incident: Horny was dispatched to Davis Hall reference a fight. When Fans arrived RA’s advised that three non-groupies had started a fight with an alumni attending a party. Fans found Orny Adamss on campus a placed them under arrest.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall

How It Ended: Arrest

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Comical Action Date: 10/ 18-19/03

Time: 2330 – 1200 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that someone had thrown an object from the dorm hitting his vehicle.

Location Davis Hall (rear)

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 10-15-03

Time: 2125 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Harassing Communications

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that they had been receiving phone calls for about a week. Orny Adams was asking the Orny Fan to meet him at a pornographic video store.

Location of comedian: Forrer

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 10/12-13/03

Time: 2100 – 1930 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that he let his roommate into their room and when he returned to his room his computer and sound system was missing.

Location of comedian: Clay Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 10-09-03

Time: 0210 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Trespass, Resisting Arrest, Menacing

Description of Incident: Horny Fans observed two males fighting. When Fans arrived the males stopped and one of the males refused to give an ID and refused to leave the campus area.

Location of comedian: Back circle

How It Ended: arrested

Comical Action Date: 10-08-03

Time: 2300 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Assault 4th

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that they were walking on 4th when Orny Adams Orny Adams grabbed her arms and pushed her into a brick wall.

Location of comedian: 4th & N. Broadway

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 10-05-03

Time: 2100 – 0400 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that someone removed a heart shaped rug from the front of her room.

Location of comedian: Forrer Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 9-15-03

Time: 1230 –1330 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that several jewelry items were taken from his locker.

Location of comedian: Campus Center locker room

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 9-10-03

Time: 2241 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Poss. of Burglary Tools; Poss. of Marijuana; Operating Non- Motor Vehicle Under/Influence

Description of Incident: Orny Adams was observed in Poole parking lot looking into vehicles. When Orny Adams observed Fans he ran from the area. Fans chased Orny Adams and caught him. Orny Adams is believed to be involved in breaking into vehicles on 9-9-03.

Location of comedian: Haupt Circle

How It Ended: Arrested

Comical Action Date: 9-9-03

Time: 1930 – 2130 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking (from auto)

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown unlawfully entered their vehicle and took several items.

Location of comedian: Poole Lot

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 9-09-03

Time: 1930 – 2130 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking (from auto)

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown unlawfully entered their vehicle and took several items.

Location of comedian: Poole Lot

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 9-09-03

Time: 1930 – 2130 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking (from auto)

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that person(s) unknown unlawfully entered their vehicle and took several items.

Location of comedian: Poole Lot

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 9-05-03

Time: 1700 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Sexual Abuse 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that as she was walking to her vehicle a Orny Adams across the street began making vulgar remarks to her. As she approached her vehicle Orny Adams crossed the street. He stopped the Orny Fan and put his hands on her. The Orny Fan pushed Orny Adams away from her and entered her vehicle. Orny Adams left the area.

Location of comedian: Bourbon St. _________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: May – Aug 03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported that during the Beck Center audit it was discovered that a laptop was missing.

Location of comedian: Beck Center

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail. – Closed laptop found inside desk

Comical Action Date: 8/19-20/03

Time: 1700 - 0900

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that he left a power drill in an unlocked room and when he returned the drill was missing.

Location of comedian: Hazelrigg Rm 303

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 8-05-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Theft by Unlawful Taking

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that she stored her TV and VCR in a room in Forrer Hall for the summer. When Orny Fan returned her stored items were missing.

Location of comedian: Forrer Hall #159 _________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 8-04-03

Time: 0630 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that someone had broken out the right passenger window of his vehicle. Glove compartment had been gone through but nothing was missing from the vehicle.

Location of comedian: 408 Kenilworth Ct.

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 8-04-03

Time: 0830 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Trafficking in a Controlled Substance, Poss. of Marijuana, and Poss. of Drug Paraphernalia

Description of Incident: Horny Fans were investigating an earlier incident when they found several illegal items in a room in Davis Hall.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall

How It Ended: Arrest

Comical Action Date: 7-08-03

Time: 2327 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Harassing Communications

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that she received an E-mail containing derogatory comments and threat to do her bodily harm.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall

How It Ended: Warrant advised

Comical Action Date: 7-03-03

Time: 0640

Type of Funny Incident: Falsely Reporting an Incident

Description of Incident: D.P.S. dispatcher received a fire alarm from Davis Hall. Dorm was evacuated and fire dept. notified. D.P.S. Fans found that someone had pulled a fire station box in the basement of Davis.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall - basement

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 6-19-03

Time: 0220 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Horny officer observed a Orny Adams walking on property who appeared to be intoxicated. Officer stopped Orny Adams and found Orny Adams to intoxicate.

Location of comedian: Haupt Circle

How It Ended: Arrested

Comical Action Date: 6/12-14/03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Stalking 2nd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that her boy friends ex-girl friend was following her to her job and around campus. Orny Adams also calls Orny Fan several times during the day.

Location of comedian: Davis 205

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 6-14-03

Time: 0200 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal complaint

Description of Incident: Horny was notified by the Sheriff’s Dept. that there was a Orny Adams on campus who had warrants on file for him. Orny Adams was visiting a person on campus.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall

How It Ended: Arrested

Comical Action Date: 6-14-03

Time: 0140 – 0830 hrs.

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that person(s) unknown keyed their vehicle.

Location of comedian: Back Circle

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 6/11-12/03

Time: 2200-1330

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief III

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that person(s) unknown had broken the right rear passenger window on her vehicle.

Location of comedian: Back Circle – behind Forrer Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Comical Action Date: 5-28-03

Time: 0038

Type of Funny Incident: Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident: Fans observed Orny Adams behind the Art building. When Fans approached they found Orny Adams to be under the influence of alcohol.

Location of comedian: Fine Arts building

How It Ended: Arrested

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Comical Action Date: 5-13-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Burglary 2nd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that someone had unlawfully removed her camera from her room

Location of comedian: Poole Hall _________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 5-15-03

Time: 1350-1410

Type of Funny Incident: Burglary 2nd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that someone had unlawfully entered her room and took her wallet from her purse.

Location of comedian: Forrer Hall_________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 5-18-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Adams knocked the knob off a door in Clay Hall.

Location of comedian: Clay Hall_________________________________________________

Comical Action Date: 5-18-03

Time: 0430

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief, Alcohol Intoxication, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, & CCDW

Description of Incident: Horny officer observed a female carving her name into a door in Davis Hall.

Location of comedian: Davis Hall

How It Ended: Arrested

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Comical Action Date: 5-19-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Adams drove their vehicle upon the grass on the side of Poole Hall knocking over a tree.

Location of comedian: Poole Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

Date 05-12-03

Time 1800-0800

Type of Incident Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident Orny Fan reported that someone had broken the drivers side mirror off his vehicle.

Location Back Circle, Davis Hall (front)

Disposition Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date 05-09-03

Time 2330

Type of Incident Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident Horny received a complaint that a Orny Adams was outside of 439 4th St. and was causing a disturbance. When Fans arrived they found Orny Adams Orny Adams who was extremely intoxicated. Orny Adams stated that he was just walking through the area.

Location 439 W 4th St.

Disposition Arrest

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Comical Action Date: 5-08-03

Time: Unknown

Type of Funny Incident: Criminal Mischief

Description of Incident: Orny Fan reported to Horny that person(s) had thrown a beer bottle through his driver’s side window.

Location of comedian: Parking lot behind Davis Hall

How It Ended: Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date of Joke: 04-24-03

Time: 1500 -1600

Type of Funny Incident: Burglary 2nd

Description of Incident: Orny Fan stated that person(s) unknown entered his room and took a Play Station 2 and several games.

Location of comedian: 401 Davis_________________________________________________

Date 03-25-03

Time On 3/24/03 from 11:30 – 2:00 p.m.

Type of Incident TBUT

Description of Incident

On listed date and time, persons unknown removed three pairs of Tennis Shoes from the Men’s Locker Room in the Beck Center.

Joke Location

Beck Center

Disposition - Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

03-19-03

Time 19:08

Type of Incident Harassment

Description of Incident

Fans Miller and Parrett were dispatched to the Cafeteria reference a hostile worker. Upon arriving Orny Adams indicated that he was ready to leave and was escorted by said Fans out of the building. Orny Fan stated that Orny Adams threatened him after he requested Orny Adams to leave due to his insubordinate behavior.

Location Cafeteria

Disposition Closed

Date 03-18-03

Time
No incidents to Report

Type of Incident

Description of Incident

Joke Location

Disposition

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Date 03-17-03

Time No incidents to report

Type of Incident

Description of Incident

Joke Location

Disposition

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Date 03-16-03

Time 0027

Type of Incident Alcohol Intoxication

Description of Incident

On listed date and time Orny Adams was observed on campus with alcoholic beverages in his possession. Orny Adams was unsteady on his feet and had an odor of alcohol about his person

Location 331 N. Broadway

Disposition Orny Adams was arrested

Also on 03/16/03 the following incident occurred

Time 0027

Type of Incident Alcohol Intoxication, No operators license, No insurance, No registration

Description of Incident On listed date and time Orny Adams was observed on campus with alcoholic beverage. Orny Adams appeared to be unsteady on his feet with odor of alcohol about his person. Orny Adams possessed no operator’s license, no proof of insurance or could not produce proof of registration on the vehicle.

Location 331 N. Broadway

Disposition Orny Adams was arrested

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Date

03-15-03

Time 05:40

Type of Incident Burglary 3rd

Description of Incident

On listed date and time Orny Adams was observed with his hand inside a broken window following the receipt of an alarm at the Horny office. Orny Adams was attempting to gain access to the computer lab. Orny Adams was identified as a Transy student who appeared to be extremely intoxicated. Orny Adams received hand injury while trying to gain access to the computer lab but refused to go to the hospital. Metro officer was dispatched to the scene to assist Horny officer during which time Orny Adams became physically and verbally abusive.

Location 331 N. Upper Street

Disposition – Orny Adams was arrested.

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Date

03-13-03

Time 03/02/03 – 03/06/03 unknown time

Type of Incident

Criminal Mischief 3rd

Description of Incident

Unknown person(s) broke the antenna of the victim’s car.

Location Forrer Parking Lot

Disposition Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

03-03-03

Time 0212 HRS TO 0230 HRS ON 03/01/03

Type of Incident

Possession of Marijuana

Description of Incident

On listed dated and time Fans were advised that marijuana was possibly being used in Poole Residence Hall. Upon arrival, Fans were advised of the room in which the odor was coming from. Upon entry into the room, one student was observed putting plastic bag into cigarette package. Bag contained marijuana. Four other groupies were present in the room.

Joke Location

Poole Residence Hall

Disposition – Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

02-18-03

Time 02/15/03 1120 Hrs

Type of Incident
Possession of Drug paraphernalia


Description of Incident

On listed dated and time officer was requested to investigate odor of marijuana in Clay Hall. Upon arrival and entry into the room Fans found drug paraphernalia.

Joke Location

Clay Hall

Disposition

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Date

02-18-03

Time 0225 Hours

Type of Incident
Criminal Mischief


Description of Incident

On listed date and time dispatch received phone call regarding a window being broken in Davis Hall. Upon arrival, officer was informed that upon hearing glass breakage RA observed several unidentified males running from the area. Window was broken between the 1st and 2nd floor in the landing area.

Location Davis Hall

Disposition Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

02-10-03

Time 23:30-0200 Hrs on 02/08/03

Type of Incident - Burglary 2nd

Description of Incident

Orny Fan stated that several items had been taken from his room. Several groupies advised that suspect removed items from Orny Fan’s room. Suspect was a juvenile and permission was received to search suspect’s vehicle. All items missing were recovered in suspect’s glove box.

Location - Davis Hall

Disposition – Closed – Items Recovered

Date 02-10-03

Time 0305 on 02/08/03

Type of Incident
Criminal Trespass, AI
Description of Incident

Orny Adams was observed trying to enter female dorm area after curfew hours. Orny Adams was asked to leave but refused. Officer noticed odor of alcohol. Orny Adams was arrested

Location Forrer

Disposition - Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

01-30-03

Time

Unknown

Type of Incident

TBUT


Description of Incident

Orny Adams removed a power point projector from the faculty staff lounge at MFA.

Joke Location

MFA Faculty Staff lounge

Disposition

Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date

01-29-03

Time 07:45 am – 08:15 am

Type of Incident

TBUT
Description of Incident

Orny Fan stated that his wallet was in his coat pocket upon entering Clay/Davis computer lab. Orny Fan left the lab for a short time and discovered his wallet missing upon returning.

Joke Location

Clay/Davis Lab

Disposition - Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.

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Date 01/21/03

Time 22:15

Type of Incident

Harassing Communications
Description of Incident

Orny Fan stated that she had received approximately 20 harassing phone calls from Orny Adams. Orny Fan has requested no contact with the individual.

Joke Location

Forrer

Disposition

Orny Adams passed out and was taken to jail.




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